The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:
1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.
2. You are getting arrested.
3. You are getting beaten by the police.
In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.
In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.
this had me dying of laughter
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
By Vashti Nadira
Hester has officially named its Homecoming Queens. After a desperate bid by competitor Lauren Cooper to malign the girls by questioning their couple status, Homecoming Co-Queen Amy Raudenfeld put any doubt to rest – by planting a passionate kiss on girlfriend Karma Ashcroft. While this reporter remained calm, the same could not be said for the rest of the student body, which erupted into applause and tears of joy.
The pressure is on now for social chair Shane Harvey, as students look to him to spearhead what will most likely be the most attended and talked about dance in Hester’s history. And as for Ashcroft and Raudenfeld – it is clear from the kiss they shared that their newfound publicity and fame has not put any strain on their relationship. Hester’s new sweethearts are the real deal.